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Game Master
Hug a Halfling. They love it.

Extracting pleasure. Injecting madness.

Lovingly crafted from thousands of tiny bone fragments fused together.

Source = Loot

Did you expect helpful loading messages? Visit instead!

Jayla's Insight: You'll never figure out this out alone.

I bear the truth.

Pro Tip: Delete your armor to be automatically be excluded from the Top 5 list.


Dalayan Elder
Poopsock in progress...
Please hold, we need to assign someone to watch you...
Take this time to read the rules VERY carefully, you will need it. We will hold while you do so...
This is the rebellion, we don't have much time, please go to AthicaB, ask for 'Eustace'...
Please use the /bug feature...
Did you know about /view, /note?
Did you know you can assign open and close all bags to keys?


Dalayan Elder
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Sihala must love stupid people. She made SO many.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Platinum talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.

Adding lead to feet....

What is the most important thing to learn in Alchemy? Never lick the spoon.

Are Necromancers killing the coroner industry?

What has four legs and an arm? A happy Co'dair

What has four legs and an arm? A sad Centaur

My drinking force has a raiding problem.

Adding idiots to villages...

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

This is not the Loading Bar you're looking for...

Telling the Loot Gods about your internet search history


Dalayan Adventurer
"Word of the day: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
"Enabling carnivorous water.. Please wait.."
"Quick! Everyone hide! Breigon is coming back with a mob!"
"RIP: <insert randomized list of guilds that are dead but were significant in SoD history>" whatever criteria significant means to you is good enough for me.
"All your loot are belong to 'rot'."
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