So anyways, I was sitting in court a few years ago and the judge called this dude up. The guy stands there for a minute, not saying anything, while the judge read over some papers. Then the judge peers up over his glasses and says, "So. You're here today for sitting on a milk-crate, huh?"
The guy smirked and nodded. "Yes, your honor."
"Mmhmm. And why were you sitting on that milk-crate?"
"Well your honor, my feet hurt."
The judge tapped his forehead and thought for a minute, then sat back in his chair. "Well, as long as you plead guilty and won't be caught sitting on a milk-crate again, I'll release you with time served."
"Yes your honor, I do plead guilty, and I promise I won't be caught sitting on a milk-crate again!"
True story.