Barding wasnt your first choice of a profession. You wanted to be a pirate.
Your dare is, for the next week, you are a pirate. You will talk like one, act like one, and sing bawdy sea shantys about mermaids and what occupies a sailor's wife while he's at sea.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html
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Myran
65 Ranger
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Rolfus, 65 Beastlord
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Ithrak, Monk, 22.
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Brego, 65 Beastlord
make a wife of the sea, she has the courtesy
when angry at you, of killing thee
and better I'd say to die quick and free
than nagged low and slow
with a plump woman whose goal
is to indulge herself o' the bung hole
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Faldeney, 65 Wizard
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Pants are binding and constrictive, especially for your large barbarian form.
Your dare for the next week is to be without pants at any and all times. Anyone catching you with pants on is a fail, and then you have to do something REALLY embarrassing. No pants.
You better be pirating it up in game!