SOD IS DEAD (GM Edit: Now with Haiku Contest!)

I don't ever die
Kill me, i pop up at bind
Wipes are for asses

furious fingers
Green text insults turn me on
fuck you ooc
 
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Prophecy steals candy canes
But we like to share them too
Worse when they steal you

Toons get nerfed hard
But at least we have a bard
Jingle by demand. SING!
 
Players are trying
Want to win the game too fast
Will not move the wall

Run out of X P
Nothing left for me to do
S O D is Dead

Fire, Frost, Earth, Air
Thaz is the place to be
Why is it so empty
 
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Log in to the game
So many things to do still
Might as well log off
 
EXP bar full
But what is this trickery
Now it is empty?
 
Winners will be announced tonight. Feel free to talk about which ones were most awesome in the thread.

Going to give everyone who participated with haikus some small fame.

Thank you Versul for a wonderful thread.
 
Winners:

The xp and money
is a carrot on a stick
nerfed just as i arive

Evye


Group seeks tank and heals.
No, we’re full on D P S.
Group seeks tank and heals.

Raxton


Players on server
Lower than number before
Due to item change
Each change is the worst
This would never happen if
They read my posting
More tomes than bookstore
Sit immobile, shout at screen
Do you even play?
You will be sorry
Now I will delete myself
For about a week
Fuck you scum GMs
Fuck you also to pig devs
Time to do some drugs

Gerick


Here's why shards is dead
Slaar, Woldo, Wiz, Krista, Tao
Tinfoil is my hat

Ludovician


SoD is dead
If no one plays this game now
Why do I need fame

Barbii


I won a loot roll
Belt tightens around my neck
Autoerotic

Fuwok


outside of chillville this is easily the best thread ive ever read.
have more tomes to read
now i have to play this game?
drink alone at night

Reehs


My items got nerfed
This game is going to hell
I miss Wiz so much

Torleran


My name is Devboy
I make new zones, then I quit
It's all bugged for life

Daffie


Never nerf my hate.
Assault of Shadows, Terror.
afk shower

Nathasar


I don't even play
How did I get here again?
Very old bookmark.
I think I will go
To Suggestions and Requests
To tell you what's wrong.

Loxo


have something to say
why is no one listening
dev conspiracy

Reehs


tier thirteen too strong
let me fix that gear for you
tier nine there you go

Dicerolla



Log in to the game
So many things to do still
Might as well log off

Gerick


Slaariel the jerk
nerfs the ikisith content
Our 9/11

Fuwok


Fame doled out for winners. Supreme winner will be chosen tomorrow. Because I am tired. So there.
 
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