Breeches of Antiquity
- Thread starter Salarus
- Start date
You should still do this so SK have their disease focus imo.
phroggonalog
Dalayan Master
Salarus
Dalayan Master
Asura_WR
Dalayan Adventurer
Dear Zatik,
First I'd like to say thank you for mustering your courage and posting your "idea" in Suggestions & Requests. Between all this "good posting" and "interesting reading" every now and then we need what good players call "a sun-ripened catbox full of pig intestines" to relax with.
Second of all I'd like to say my thank you was insincere and that you are arguably the biggest faggot to vomit his bullshit all over what is occasionally a good forum. Without reading - without so much as scanning - this item, you decided you'd drop off your pseudo intellectual idea off here so we would "appreciate" it for you and marvel at your itemization powers.
Well guess what, Zatik: Nobody appreciated this piece of shit. I read this and my balls shriveled up inside my stomach. This post is awful. It's so bad - so outright terrible - my finger's itching to go under your name and click the "report post" button on principle. I won't do that because I have self-restraint, something you clearly lack.
How do I know you lack it? Because you shat this out and didn't even stop to think you might delete it before you embarrass yourself. You just thought "hey, I had this TOTALLY FUCKIN RANDOM idea at work, better type it up for them folks at Suggestions & Requests". If I were you, I personally wouldn't have the time or capacity to post this. Why? Because as soon as it came off my fingers, onto the keyboard, my hands would be occupied propping a shotgun under my chin.
You wretch. You low-down, yellow-bellied cocksucker. My one hope in this life used to be to fuck Megan Fox in one of those mirrored-ceiling hotels. Not now. You wanna know what it is? Do you? I hope - I pray to Christ, Zatik - that I come across an auto accident involving you and your family. I hope that the last thing you see before you die is me impaling your newborn son's head on a broken part of your car's frame. I hope that the last sound that crosses the barrier to your ears before the lights go out is the splootching sound my erect penis makes as it repeatedly penetrates the gushing wound in your wife's throat.
And you know the worst part? You think this is important. Something so bad has happened in your life that you looked at this and you were proud enough to think - just for a second - that this is something worthwhile. You know what, Zatik? The people who write "Drawn Together" would snub this. Pictures of old women being violently raped with Medieval weaponry is astoundingly more reasonable than your post could ever hope to be. I'd rather watch my chronically depressed mother swing neck-first from a ceiling fan than I would ever read this again.
You ruined this board, Zatik. You ruined my life's one dream. You ruined SoD. All in one fell swoop, Zatik. I hope it was worth it.
Regards, you fucking scoundrel,
Asura
First I'd like to say thank you for mustering your courage and posting your "idea" in Suggestions & Requests. Between all this "good posting" and "interesting reading" every now and then we need what good players call "a sun-ripened catbox full of pig intestines" to relax with.
Second of all I'd like to say my thank you was insincere and that you are arguably the biggest faggot to vomit his bullshit all over what is occasionally a good forum. Without reading - without so much as scanning - this item, you decided you'd drop off your pseudo intellectual idea off here so we would "appreciate" it for you and marvel at your itemization powers.
Well guess what, Zatik: Nobody appreciated this piece of shit. I read this and my balls shriveled up inside my stomach. This post is awful. It's so bad - so outright terrible - my finger's itching to go under your name and click the "report post" button on principle. I won't do that because I have self-restraint, something you clearly lack.
How do I know you lack it? Because you shat this out and didn't even stop to think you might delete it before you embarrass yourself. You just thought "hey, I had this TOTALLY FUCKIN RANDOM idea at work, better type it up for them folks at Suggestions & Requests". If I were you, I personally wouldn't have the time or capacity to post this. Why? Because as soon as it came off my fingers, onto the keyboard, my hands would be occupied propping a shotgun under my chin.
You wretch. You low-down, yellow-bellied cocksucker. My one hope in this life used to be to fuck Megan Fox in one of those mirrored-ceiling hotels. Not now. You wanna know what it is? Do you? I hope - I pray to Christ, Zatik - that I come across an auto accident involving you and your family. I hope that the last thing you see before you die is me impaling your newborn son's head on a broken part of your car's frame. I hope that the last sound that crosses the barrier to your ears before the lights go out is the splootching sound my erect penis makes as it repeatedly penetrates the gushing wound in your wife's throat.
And you know the worst part? You think this is important. Something so bad has happened in your life that you looked at this and you were proud enough to think - just for a second - that this is something worthwhile. You know what, Zatik? The people who write "Drawn Together" would snub this. Pictures of old women being violently raped with Medieval weaponry is astoundingly more reasonable than your post could ever hope to be. I'd rather watch my chronically depressed mother swing neck-first from a ceiling fan than I would ever read this again.
You ruined this board, Zatik. You ruined my life's one dream. You ruined SoD. All in one fell swoop, Zatik. I hope it was worth it.
Regards, you fucking scoundrel,
Asura
Salarus
Dalayan Master
Thanks to good old insomnia, fused with a little boredom, I went on ahead and compared every slot for clerics avalaible at t8/9 with their t11/12 componenents.
For shits, i'm going to stick with the argument that mephar legs are overpowered, which of course, justifies the legs being the smallest upgrade of any of the slots. However...
Am I straight up missing something, or are these the ONLY option for clerics legs from Mephar till the end of all known killed content? Every other slot has multiple options. Every other class has multiple options. But after going through every abyss loot; every IS loot, every spires loot, every Yclist loot, every Ember loot, and being pretty sure that CC/gloom/fae doesn't have a leg slot; its either i'm missing something - or FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
For shits, i'm going to stick with the argument that mephar legs are overpowered, which of course, justifies the legs being the smallest upgrade of any of the slots. However...
Am I straight up missing something, or are these the ONLY option for clerics legs from Mephar till the end of all known killed content? Every other slot has multiple options. Every other class has multiple options. But after going through every abyss loot; every IS loot, every spires loot, every Yclist loot, every Ember loot, and being pretty sure that CC/gloom/fae doesn't have a leg slot; its either i'm missing something - or FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Last edited:
Salarus
Dalayan Master
Makes sense.
Step 1 - Nerf Melamor legs
Step 3 - Profit?
Step 4 - get Drunk and forget about the whiney little asshole who makes threads about very insignificant things.
Edit: Wait a mintue. I don't think that really explalins why every other class on Mephar legs has alternatives and only cleric does not.
In fact, it doesn't =( - unless i'm missing something?!
Step 1 - Nerf Melamor legs
Step 3 - Profit?
Step 4 - get Drunk and forget about the whiney little asshole who makes threads about very insignificant things.
Edit: Wait a mintue. I don't think that really explalins why every other class on Mephar legs has alternatives and only cleric does not.
In fact, it doesn't =( - unless i'm missing something?!
Last edited:
Rorne
The sad fish is a reactionary creature; an enemy o
I'm a bit late on this but in what world is 50hp more on a single slot not a huge upgrade
Obscenitor
Dalayan Elder
You lose 19 AC. But HPs are generally better than AC in the high end as you end up taking a bit more spell damage (most of which is unresistable) than physical damage.
Slaariel
*The Only Real Life Girl Dev*
THE GOLDEN PANTS OF DISCORD!!!!!!
(i made this image when my guild got their 1st pair of melamor pants b/c A Certain Druid was upset about not getting them even though he was getting 1st pair of druid thaz pants)
i like the item.. has a weird class mix and is rare/wing boss lot that sure if your guild is awful you can kill melamor until everyone has the pants or you can move on (like normal people) this applies to every raid drop in this fashion