This is a brief list of things that will earn you a jailing sentence or a ban from the forums if you do them/bring them up here or in the in-game global channels. Things on the list are generally jokes done to absolute death, to the point that we never ever want to hear them again. I will be updating this list as new annoying things come along.
This stuff will get you jailed
1) Chuck Norris jokes. Actually, make that mentioning Chuck Norris and any context whatsoever.
2) "Humorous" combinations of item links, particularily ones involving the Squirrel item.
3) Asking for feature/patch ETAs (this is already covered in the rules but deserves saying again)
4) "ARE THAR ANE GEE-EMS ONE?!" - this is what /petition is for. Don't ask if GMs are online in OOC/Auction.
5) "LOL CANADA" jokes. French jokes. In fact, shitty jokes about any country whatsoever.
6) "All women are whores", "All men are idiots" and variants thereof. Take sexist bullshit elsewhere.