New expansion idea

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Scoundrels, scallywags, knaves, yellow bellies, drink drunkers, loot bootiers, mast measurers can all agree on one thing. 'Tis a game that needs more boats. How many times have ye come about the docks only to hear a poor fellow with salt in his veins cursing the lack of boats? That is why I propose ye do away with your fancy "Ikisith" or what have you. Behold curs, my new expansion idea:

Isles of Frustrata

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From the time immeasurate crews have looked for a way to prove their's is bigger. Their ships I be meaning of course, with my idea 'ere we put that to practice. As you progress in tiers your ship gets bigger, no more need for debate, when they question your sailing strategies or claim you've hired on over-experienced sailors to pave the way you get right up in their faces and tell them to kiss your stern.

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Tired of the same old locales? You and your crew been sailing the same waters for what seems like months now? It's time to make an Exodus- to Isles of Frustrata! Visit over 1732 new locations! OVER 5 TRILLION SQUARE FEET OF OPEN SEA. Obtain new and exotic diseases from careless people in common areas! OVER 137 NEW DISEASES FOR YOU TO CHOOSE FROM!

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Surely your timbers shiver from these new model ideas!!!

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And last but not least, the key feature to Isles of Frustrata, the shining gem in the chest of gold, player punishment. Now tie that tongue waggler to the mast, don't endure the torture anymore!

I think you can see, me hearties, that the way of the sea is the way to go and I hope I've won you over.
 
This is Komaz - I DO NOT APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!

But ill definately take up on that JB ^.^
 
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I am disgusted that this expansion hasn't been released yet.

P.S. From the few shoops I've seen in my time, I believe that is Kiseble falling overboard.
 
Welowen said:
I am disgusted that this expansion hasn't been released yet.

P.S. From the few shoops I've seen in my time, I believe that is Kiseble falling overboard.
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No, Kiseble is only falling to the ground, not overboard. But that he does quite often.
 
Ikaa|LoveYums said:
Full support only if mandatory sea shanties are implemented.

Also, which guild is WC? Water Closet guild?
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Washington Club?

also, fuck boats. I fucking hate boats. So so so so so so so so much.

Also, what is the suggestion here? I'm missing it in all the pictures and attempted advertisey talk.

I don't even think a large portion of what was suggested is even possible, was this supposed to go to chillville?
 
I'm gonna give Aisling the benefit of the doubt that he actually understood this post. If not, let me explain:

First picture - Guilds are represented by boats. Nobody knows why there is a "WK" boat, and nobody knows who the overboard person on the Exo boat is. I presume the Numi boat is sinking because the author is from Goon Squad and doesn't like Numi.

Second picture - Notice the tier8 channel. Notice how it closes into a very tight bottleneck. Ahhhhhh the symbolism!

Third picture - Yeah, weapon graphics are pretty boring these days. Nothing too much of interest.

Fourth picture - Updated graphics engine! Even more scantily clad female characters, no complaints there from anyone I'm sure.

Fifth picture - Komaz, from Sacred Band, on the front of a boat! Notice the last name is Likenesscoincidental, as the author keeps claiming about all his picture. They are all coincidence. I spoke with Komaz after I witnessed him laughing histerically in OOC over the picture, and says he knows nobody by the name of the character I assume this post was made by, and is slightly wierded out by the fact that the robe he got just 2 or 3 days ago infact matches the one in the picture below.

That is all.

(And this stems from this guys dare being to act as a pirate for a week!)
 
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