hahahahahaha I make a funny

Imp said:
My joke was funny... :(
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Please explain to me what kind of sad intellect could have possibly found that joke as funny? No ... wait! Let me hammer a couple of Three Wisemen and I will try again once I am fool-staggering drunk.

A funny joke is more like this old classic:
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After a horrible day in divorce court a man decides he needs a drink.  He goes into this bar and orders a very large drink.  After a few minutes he stands up and yells out "ALL LAWYERS ARE ASS-HOLES!".  A man at the end of the bar yells back "HEY! I find that offensive!"  The first man then says "Are you a lawyer?"  The other man replies "Hell no! I'm an ass-hole!"   :lol:

Keliab
 
A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
 
Lady walks into a bar and sees a guy drinking a beer at the counter. He takes a drink, runs to the window, jumps out, flies around the building 3 times, then flies back in and takes his seat.
The lady says "Wow! How did you do that?"
The man says "Magic Beer, wanna drink?"
"Hell yea!" she says and takes a drink, runs to the window and jumps out falling flat on her face outside.
The bartender says "You're an ass when you are drunk, Superman"
 
iaeolan said:
Lady walks into a bar and sees a guy drinking a beer at the counter. He takes a drink, runs to the window, jumps out, flies around the building 3 times, then flies back in and takes his seat.
The lady says "Wow! How did you do that?"
The man says "Magic Beer, wanna drink?"
"Hell yea!" she says and takes a drink, runs to the window and jumps out falling flat on her face outside.
The bartender says "You're an ass when you are drunk, Superman"
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Saw that joke animated in an 8-bit theater skit.
 
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