Corrupt A Wish(Game)

granted, but you get trampled in the riots that occur afterwards

i wish for an orange soda
 
Granted, but each time you finish your cup of soda it instantly refills and one of your teeth randomly falls out.

I wish Ed Mcman would donate One million bucks to the server.
 
Granted, but then the server gets a virus that clears the hard drives

I wish the server received one dollar for every sell of a Microsoft product with no bad after effect and cupcakes for all!
 
Furrygamer said:
I wish the server received one dollar for every sell of a Microsoft product with no bad after effect and cupcakes for all!
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Hey thats like two wishes in one there.

Granted, except everyone gets a cupcake execept you. Just like in office space lol! :keke:

I wish I could wish for more wishes. :dance:
 
granted, but owning the pony makes you homeless, causing you to euthanize it painfully

i wish for a better computer
 
Granted, your new, better computer is being delivered, but the delivery company sucks and sends you a crate of mutant, bloodthirsty ferrets.

I wish i had a packed bowl right now.
 
A packed bowl magically appears in front of you. Unfortunately, it also came pre-smoked, so all you get is a pipe filled with ashes.

I wish the account recovery email box would go away.
 
Granted, but now everyone spams your PM and bugs you on IRC (nothing new at all huh?)

I wish I had a group of sexy men who would do my bidding.
 
granted, and on your first trip, you find out that its not a good idea to fly in front of a 747...

i wish to go to bed
 
Granted, only to find out your bed is filled with spiders, and there is no alternative but to sleep on the cold hard ground.

I wish Sayen's group of sexy men with lisps who walk backwards fell over dead.
 
Granted, but then THE ZOMBIES start stalking you IRL.

I wish I could finish this second computer, so I can box w/o windowed mode.
 
Granted but upon finishing your first computer blows up and tears your second apart.

I wish I could spend the next 8 weeks at home relaxing and moving while still being payed.
 
Granted, but you cannot step outside of your home for 8 weeks.

I wish I had a get out of jail free card. (And be better than "you get arrested the day after using it")
 
Granted, after getting your card and your subsequent arrest after a night of celebration, you are informed by the jail staff that official documents are not printed on crackers, which your card seems to be, invalidating it.

I wish i had some breakfast in front of me. Delicious Breakfast.
 
Granted but the second you want to burry your teeth into it you find your mouth sealed.

I wish people over here would not constantly fuck up and/or fail.
 
Granted, but you find out all their bad luck has been passed to you and you have become an epic failure at everything.

I wish for romance to be as easy as it was back in the 1600's.
 
Granted, romance comes blissfully easy to everyone, but you're still not getting any. (lawlz)

I wish I had a cold glass of gravy with a hair in it.
 
Granted, however, you quickly realize the glass is the size of a garbage can, the gravy is frozen, and "a hair" is actually a snake.

I wish the portion of the population that was clinically insane was removed to an inescapable island.
 
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