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>20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
>
>1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point your
>Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>
>2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.>
>3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
>with that.>
>4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
>
>5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over
>Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
>
>6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."
>
>7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
>
>8. Don't use any punctuation
>
>9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>
>10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.
>
>11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
>
>12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>
>13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
>
>14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds
>All Day.
>
>15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
>Because You're Not In The Mood.
>
>16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
>
>17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
>
>18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,Yelling
>"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>
>19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
>Have To Let One Of You Go."
>
>20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Send this to anyone else that is Bored.
>
>1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point your
>Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>
>2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.>
>3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
>with that.>
>4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
>
>5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over
>Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
>
>6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."
>
>7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
>
>8. Don't use any punctuation
>
>9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>
>10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.
>
>11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
>
>12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>
>13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
>
>14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds
>All Day.
>
>15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
>Because You're Not In The Mood.
>
>16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
>
>17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
>
>18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,Yelling
>"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>
>19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
>Have To Let One Of You Go."
>
>20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Send this to anyone else that is Bored.
