Athica Opens House of Prostitution...?

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Lilyn

Dalayan Beginner
Ripped from the pages of the Dobluthen Times:


Patrons of Athica's many fine services today discovered the city's newest offering: cheap drow whores. Apparently the first openly advertised house of prostitution in Athica City, they have employed Jadanea Auvry'Ar. She roams the town to entice prospective customers, displaying her "wares" for all to see.

The mayor of Athica was unable to be reached for comment on this development's ramifications for the town, good or bad, but an anonymous upstanding cleric was heard to say, "I'm not surprised. That Jade always was a slutty one. Probably has every disease under the sun, she's screwed...(continued on page 5)"

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"Jadanea Auvry'Ar: Slut"
 
Is this Athica establishment just hiring Drow entertainers or do they hire all races of women? With porting being down I need another source of income. See the left for my resume. ;)
 
"Anonymous upstanding" cleric's charred and mangled body found in the alley behind Kabre's Bar. Sources state the cleric "had it coming" after he was spotted running around Athica wearing Stlin' Gnomish X-Ray Goggles and giggling like a madman. Services to be held Sunday, but no one is expected to attend.
 
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