Wiz
NOT DONATING *EVER*
*Warrior enters the zone*
*Paladin enters the zone*
*Rogue enters the zone*
*Cleric enters the zone*
*Shaman enters the zone*
*Magician enters the zone*
Cleric: Alright. We're here.
Shaman: This the new zone? It better be worth it. It took me EIGHT minutes to run here.
Warrior: It's supposed to be good.
Shaman: Still. EIGHT minutes. That's two mobs in Eldenal's, you know.
Warrior: Whatever. Well, we've got a full group of six here, so we're ready to go, right?
*Shaman laughs*
*Paladin laughs*
*Magician laughs*
*Cleric rolls on the floor laughing*
*Rogue doubles over with laughter*
*Warrior snickers*
*Enchanter bot enters the zone*
*Cleric bot enters the zone*
*Cleric bot 2 enters the zone*
*Cleric bot 3 enters the zone*
*Cleric bot 4 enters the zone*
Warrior: OK, seriously now, we're ready. Knightie, find us some mobs?
Paladin: Onnit.
*Paladin moves into the zone*
Paladin: Got a couple here.
Magician: Blue?
Paladin: Light blue.
Warrior: Split them.
Paladin: How?
Warrior: Feign death?
Paladin: Uh, I'm a Paladin. Not a shadowknight. The OTHER knight?
Warrior: ... there's two?
Paladin: Yes.
Warrior: Oh.
Shaman: Are we going to get on with this? I could probably have killed FOUR mobs in Eldenal's by now. FOUR mobs.
Magician: It's just two light blues. Pull them.
Rogue: I think my backstab got nerfed again.
Magician: How so?
Rogue: Last night, I was asleep, and I had this dream...
Magician: And?
Rogue: I was walking across this huge field with like, grass. And everywhere on this field was daggers, but like, I couldn't pick them up because they were no drop or something.
Paladin: Wouldn't that be no take, not no drop?
Rogue: Whatever.
Magician: So what happened?
Paladin: ... I mean, drop implies you're dropping something, like dropping to the ground. And they couldn't just have gotten to the field themselves, right? Someone must have dropped them there. So how could they be no drop...
Rogue: WHATEVER. Look, anyways, as I was saying. I came to the end of this field, and there was this giant frogbold there.
Magician: Froglok?
Rogue: No. Frogbold. Half froglok, half kobold.
Paladin: ... though that also raises the question that if they were no take, how did anyone take them in the first to drop them on the field...
Magician: Which half was which?
Rogue: It doesn't matter. THE POINT IS, this frogbold was sitting there, and it was like, amiable, so I figured that it was probably a quest mob or something that would ruin my faction with something major.
Magician: So you hailed it?
Rogue: Huh? I killed it.
Magician: ... right.
Rogue: The point was though, that I backstabbed for like, 800 max, when fighting it.
Shaman: Okay. OKAY. Are we gonna get back to THE MOBS?
Paladin: ... I guess you could theorize that the no take flag was perhaps added there after the items were taken, by a retroactive nerf, which would then get around the logic problem of...
Shaman: SHUT UP.
Paladin:
Warrior: Meh. It's two mobs, and we have no splitter. Anyone have a monk bot?
Paladin: I have a druid.
Warrior: How is this relevant?
Paladin: He can stop the rain!
Warrior: ... okay.
Rogue: This sucks so much, you can't hunt anywhere without a monk or SK.
Enchanter bot: I could...
Warrior: Yeah, I know. It's really just getting worse and worse, I don't think Wiz wants anyone to hunt ANYWHERE if they can't split pull.
Enchanter bot: What if...
Rogue: lol, he'll probably give backstab to monks next.
Enchanter: If I mezzed...
Cleric: Pre-dream nerf or post-dream nerf?
Rogue: Was that sarcastic? WTF? Why doesn't anyone EVER take my comments seriously? Do you realize how many stealth backstab nerfs happen every week? Month? YEAR? Do you realize how the governement covers it up, hides the evidence, silences those who would tell? WHY CAN'T YOU SEE? WHY CAN'T YOU BELIEVE?
*Brief, embarrassed, silence*
Magician: ... hokey-dokey then? Pull?
Warrior: K.
Shaman: K.
Cleric: K.
Paladin: K.
Rogue:
*Paladin pulls two red-conning mobs to camp*
*Warrior engages Mob 1*
Warrior: OW. WTF? I thought you said they were light blue??! These con RED.
Paladin: Oh. You weren't talking about their skin color?
*Cleric has been slain by Mob 2*
*Cleric bot has been slain by Mob 2*
*Cleric bot 2 has been slain by Mob 2*
Shaman: Offtank this goddamn thing!
*Cleric bot 3 has been slain by Mob 2*
Mob 2: Whoa. Deja vu.
*Cleric bot 4 has been slain by Mob 2*
Enchanter bot: MEZZING ---MOB 2--- THAT IS TO SAY I AM CASTING A MESMERIZE SPELL ON ---MOB 2--- NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ANYTHING ELSE THAN ---MOB 2---, TRUST ME, I REALLY AM MEZZING ---MOB 2--- WILL YOU PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF MY DEAR DEPARTED MOTHER LEAVE ---MOB 2--- ALONE?!
Mob 2 falls into Eternal Sleep.
Enchanter bot: YES!
Mob 2 has been awakened by Rogue.
Enchanter bot: ...
*Enchanter bot has been slain by Mob 2*
*Rogue has been slain by Mob 2*
*Shaman has been slain by Mob 2*
*Warrior has been slain by Mob 1*
*ALLCAPITALLETTERSPETNAME has been slain by Mob 2*
*Magician has been slain by Mob 1*
*Paladin has been brutalized, duet-style*
At the bind point...
Rogue: Why didn't anyone mez?!
*Paladin enters the zone*
*Rogue enters the zone*
*Cleric enters the zone*
*Shaman enters the zone*
*Magician enters the zone*
Cleric: Alright. We're here.
Shaman: This the new zone? It better be worth it. It took me EIGHT minutes to run here.
Warrior: It's supposed to be good.
Shaman: Still. EIGHT minutes. That's two mobs in Eldenal's, you know.
Warrior: Whatever. Well, we've got a full group of six here, so we're ready to go, right?
*Shaman laughs*
*Paladin laughs*
*Magician laughs*
*Cleric rolls on the floor laughing*
*Rogue doubles over with laughter*
*Warrior snickers*
*Enchanter bot enters the zone*
*Cleric bot enters the zone*
*Cleric bot 2 enters the zone*
*Cleric bot 3 enters the zone*
*Cleric bot 4 enters the zone*
Warrior: OK, seriously now, we're ready. Knightie, find us some mobs?
Paladin: Onnit.
*Paladin moves into the zone*
Paladin: Got a couple here.
Magician: Blue?
Paladin: Light blue.
Warrior: Split them.
Paladin: How?
Warrior: Feign death?
Paladin: Uh, I'm a Paladin. Not a shadowknight. The OTHER knight?
Warrior: ... there's two?
Paladin: Yes.
Warrior: Oh.
Shaman: Are we going to get on with this? I could probably have killed FOUR mobs in Eldenal's by now. FOUR mobs.
Magician: It's just two light blues. Pull them.
Rogue: I think my backstab got nerfed again.
Magician: How so?
Rogue: Last night, I was asleep, and I had this dream...
Magician: And?
Rogue: I was walking across this huge field with like, grass. And everywhere on this field was daggers, but like, I couldn't pick them up because they were no drop or something.
Paladin: Wouldn't that be no take, not no drop?
Rogue: Whatever.
Magician: So what happened?
Paladin: ... I mean, drop implies you're dropping something, like dropping to the ground. And they couldn't just have gotten to the field themselves, right? Someone must have dropped them there. So how could they be no drop...
Rogue: WHATEVER. Look, anyways, as I was saying. I came to the end of this field, and there was this giant frogbold there.
Magician: Froglok?
Rogue: No. Frogbold. Half froglok, half kobold.
Paladin: ... though that also raises the question that if they were no take, how did anyone take them in the first to drop them on the field...
Magician: Which half was which?
Rogue: It doesn't matter. THE POINT IS, this frogbold was sitting there, and it was like, amiable, so I figured that it was probably a quest mob or something that would ruin my faction with something major.
Magician: So you hailed it?
Rogue: Huh? I killed it.
Magician: ... right.
Rogue: The point was though, that I backstabbed for like, 800 max, when fighting it.
Shaman: Okay. OKAY. Are we gonna get back to THE MOBS?
Paladin: ... I guess you could theorize that the no take flag was perhaps added there after the items were taken, by a retroactive nerf, which would then get around the logic problem of...
Shaman: SHUT UP.
Paladin:
Warrior: Meh. It's two mobs, and we have no splitter. Anyone have a monk bot?
Paladin: I have a druid.
Warrior: How is this relevant?
Paladin: He can stop the rain!
Warrior: ... okay.
Rogue: This sucks so much, you can't hunt anywhere without a monk or SK.
Enchanter bot: I could...
Warrior: Yeah, I know. It's really just getting worse and worse, I don't think Wiz wants anyone to hunt ANYWHERE if they can't split pull.
Enchanter bot: What if...
Rogue: lol, he'll probably give backstab to monks next.
Enchanter: If I mezzed...
Cleric: Pre-dream nerf or post-dream nerf?
Rogue: Was that sarcastic? WTF? Why doesn't anyone EVER take my comments seriously? Do you realize how many stealth backstab nerfs happen every week? Month? YEAR? Do you realize how the governement covers it up, hides the evidence, silences those who would tell? WHY CAN'T YOU SEE? WHY CAN'T YOU BELIEVE?
*Brief, embarrassed, silence*
Magician: ... hokey-dokey then? Pull?
Warrior: K.
Shaman: K.
Cleric: K.
Paladin: K.
Rogue:
*Paladin pulls two red-conning mobs to camp*
*Warrior engages Mob 1*
Warrior: OW. WTF? I thought you said they were light blue??! These con RED.
Paladin: Oh. You weren't talking about their skin color?
*Cleric has been slain by Mob 2*
*Cleric bot has been slain by Mob 2*
*Cleric bot 2 has been slain by Mob 2*
Shaman: Offtank this goddamn thing!
*Cleric bot 3 has been slain by Mob 2*
Mob 2: Whoa. Deja vu.
*Cleric bot 4 has been slain by Mob 2*
Enchanter bot: MEZZING ---MOB 2--- THAT IS TO SAY I AM CASTING A MESMERIZE SPELL ON ---MOB 2--- NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ANYTHING ELSE THAN ---MOB 2---, TRUST ME, I REALLY AM MEZZING ---MOB 2--- WILL YOU PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF MY DEAR DEPARTED MOTHER LEAVE ---MOB 2--- ALONE?!
Mob 2 falls into Eternal Sleep.
Enchanter bot: YES!
Mob 2 has been awakened by Rogue.
Enchanter bot: ...
*Enchanter bot has been slain by Mob 2*
*Rogue has been slain by Mob 2*
*Shaman has been slain by Mob 2*
*Warrior has been slain by Mob 1*
*ALLCAPITALLETTERSPETNAME has been slain by Mob 2*
*Magician has been slain by Mob 1*
*Paladin has been brutalized, duet-style*
At the bind point...
Rogue: Why didn't anyone mez?!
