There are actually 5 crates. I can find them with my eyes closed, navigating with my scrotum, on a trackball, in less than 5 minutes. Impressive isn't it? You know what is more impressive? The ridiculous amount of time it takes them to respawn. Thirty minutes! Holy crap! That gives me over 20 minutes to bash my head against the wall, before I get to rape my own soul again. Or, if I'm feeling randy, its plenty enough time to go outside and punch a stranger, or three, in the face. Or contemplate suicide and then talk myself back out of it.
I've been in this craphole for over a week now and I am done. I've ran the circuit countless times, somewhere between twenty-five and forty loops though this horrible, awful, wretched place - at least 50 crates destroyed - zero drops. I have killed everything. I could draw a to-scale map of this place. I can tell you how many seconds it takes to sneak from any given point to another. Its sickening to have wasted so much time. I'm giving up now. I'm walking out and I am never going back. You should probably fix this before the next guy, after an inordinate amount of torment, has to come to the same realization that it JUST. ISN'T. GOING. TO HAPPEN. I could go on forever... so much rage... I want to scream.
...and you have to collect 2
It's masochism, not marshalism(which isn't even a word).
<high five to whomever of you created this disaster of a non-quest>