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Wiz

Wiz

NOT DONATING *EVER*
This patch is an experimental new change that will implement everything people accuse me of.

- Rogue backstab has been reduced to 1/5th the damage.
- Rangers will now die if they take melee damage.
- Pets can now only hold aggro on a tuesday the 7th of february.
- Enchanter curses will now cause mobs to critically hit the enchanter.
- Raid-level gear will now only be attainable by acquiring "Praise Wiz" points, which are gathered by praising Wiz.
- Rogue backstab was once again reduced to 1/5th of the current 1/5th damage.
- Paladins will no longer do DPS against undead.
- All raid mobs above emaw will now automatically self-nerf if they are killed. Every time you kill the mob its HP/maxdmg will increase and it will drop less loot.
- Rogue backstab will now damage the rogue.
- You will now be required to buy all your broken AAs before you can buy any other.
- To gain an AA point will now need the same amount of exp as 64-65.
- Did I mention we doubled the exp for 64-65?

More to come from your tyrannical asshole of an admin. <3

(DISCLAIMER: This is a joke post. I know most people don't think stuff like this, I'm just amusing myself.)
 
Wiz said:
- Pets can now only hold aggro on a tuesday the 7th of february.
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Is that to celebrate the three year anniversary of this?


(EDIT: Some may be wondering why I have linked that link... well, I googled, and this was the only thing on february 7th that was worth mentioning. You know other than The Soviet Communist Party leadership agreeing to surrender its 70-year monopoly on power, paving the way for a multi-party democracy, but honestly... who cares?)
 
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