Songs for Dalaya

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Dalayan Beginner
Well I couldn't fit this in my character portrait so thought I'd make a thread. Share any songs or poems you might have about our wonderful favourite game. I call this one Homesick Blues:


In West Freeport born and raised,
In the Plaguelands is where I spent most of my days,
Chillin out min maxin, relaxin all cool,
And wuppin some newbies who dared to type /duel.

When a couple of gnolls, they were up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood!
I got in one little raid and Wiz had a thought,
He said you're moving with others to South Newport.

I waited for a boat and when it came near,
My vision went trippy and I fell off the pier,
If anything I can say that that bugs are rare,
And then I got attacked by a snorkeling bear.

I pulled... up to a my house number 20 88,
The majordomo said you are totally late!
I squeezed it's ass, then realised he's a guy,
But it could be worse, could be still playing Live.
 
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Got my druid a runnin'
Headin out for kings way
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes my way
Yeah! I'm Dottin', gonna make it happen
Heal my group in a love embrace
Fire all of my nukes at once
And explode that mobs face!


I like Fire and lightning
Calling down the thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah! I'm Dottin', gonna make it happen
Heal my group in a love embrace
Fire all of my nukes at once
And explode that mobs face!

Like a true nature's child
I was born, born to be wild
I can run so fast and high
I'm never gonna die

Born to be wild
Born to be wild
 
Do you have the time
For a group exp grind
For good aa's n phat loots
All at once
I am one of those
baddies who leach good groups
noobtastic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give my alts raid drops
Sometimes my guild plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
The plats are stacking up
I need my 1m charm
So I can twink

I went to a GM
To Bitch about the zones
She says it's lack of heals
That's making us wipe
I went to a Dev
He Said its an exploit
So quit my cheating cause
It's bringing zones down

Sometimes I give my alts raid drops
Sometimes my guild plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
The plats are stacking up
I need my 1m charm

Grasping to a Roll
no one better beat 9

Sometimes I give my alts raid drops
Sometimes my guild plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
The plats are stacking up
I need my 1m charm
 
Stolen from our guild forum. This was written for our beloved Ranger, Naumusku, whom I lovingly referred to as Ice. She'd want to kill me if she knew I posted this in the SoD forum, but she's not really playing anymore, soooo

Rollin....into Great Divide
Got my SoW on so I can glide
Fast....yeah it's an outdoor zone
Got my bow, got some ammo, now I can pwn
Harthuks....they drop a lot of cash
Got Burning Arrow memmed, gonna turn 'em into ash
Snaring....and kiting in the caves
Got my XP debt cleared, now it's rollin in like waves
Farming all da plat? Yo, I don't know
Ice is doin this in style, that's fo sho
WTF is this? A Focusing Bead?
Must be some quest item, but it's not what I need
Money...I want gear I can't afford
Turn around and BAM, it's a Harthuk Lord
Root didn't take and snare got resisted
He agroed onto me and I got straight up fisted
Got beat up pretty good, why you gotta hate?
Got a free port to my bind point and it wasn't Ranja-Gate
Now I can't do shit cause I got Death Fatigue
Maybe I should try some mobs that are more in my league

Ice Ice Baby, too cold, too cold
Ice Ice Baby......

Porting....into Wyvernfang
Guild is doing maps and figured I could hang
Raiding....cause we got the crew
We're all 55 and up we know just what to do
Hellin's tanking mobs and he's calling out the shots
Kef just sent in Ella, Parlan's dishing out the DoTs
Azeron and Gamot bring the heavy artillery
This guild has so much DPS, it's really friggin killing me
Assisting on the target, a buried construct
Little does he know that he's about to get.......dead
Kept on, advancing to the chest pop
We wipe 'em out, now we're looking for a pick-lock
The pick failed yo, so we continued to
Kill the pops, and bash the chest in two
Lewts were phat, dropping all but for my class
Trestar's Staff of White-fire? That sucks much ass
Jealous....all the phatz are passing me
Never any Ranger loot, must be a felony
Do another map? Yo, I don't know
I got carpal-tunnel button mashing with my bow
To do any more would just so barbaric
What I really need to do? Level my mutha****ing cleric.
 
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