jaguarjpsod
I swear officer, she told me she was 15
I'll just apologize ahead of time for this...
Have you ever went out with a friend's guild to raid
But the mood just ain't no good?
I mean the aggro was sloppy, the heals came late, and the monk's feign death like wood?
So you try and play it off, like you think you can, by sayin' he can't pull,
And then your friend says, "Man, the SK can help split - we ain't finished, uh uh, that's bull!"
So your heart starts pumpin', and you think of a lie, and you say that you can't be up late,
And your friend says, "Man, there's plenty of time - and the loot up here is Tier 8!"
So as you're out there wipin', your PUG starts gripin', and it seems like the end of days,
And then you go to Fomelo, just to look up the tank, and the sucka's got nine AA's!
And so you say, "That's it, I gotta leave this raid, I don't care what youse people think -
You guys all got 65 in an adventuring band, you ain't nothin but alts and twinks!"
So you quit outta Vent, with your mic still queued, they can try it with one less Mage,
And then you run to EB for some quick relief, grab the box called Dragon Age.
And then you text your friend, two weeks later, to see how he has been,
And he says, "I understand about the raid, baby bubba but we're still friends".
~Japh
Have you ever went out with a friend's guild to raid
But the mood just ain't no good?
I mean the aggro was sloppy, the heals came late, and the monk's feign death like wood?
So you try and play it off, like you think you can, by sayin' he can't pull,
And then your friend says, "Man, the SK can help split - we ain't finished, uh uh, that's bull!"
So your heart starts pumpin', and you think of a lie, and you say that you can't be up late,
And your friend says, "Man, there's plenty of time - and the loot up here is Tier 8!"
So as you're out there wipin', your PUG starts gripin', and it seems like the end of days,
And then you go to Fomelo, just to look up the tank, and the sucka's got nine AA's!
And so you say, "That's it, I gotta leave this raid, I don't care what youse people think -
You guys all got 65 in an adventuring band, you ain't nothin but alts and twinks!"
So you quit outta Vent, with your mic still queued, they can try it with one less Mage,
And then you run to EB for some quick relief, grab the box called Dragon Age.
And then you text your friend, two weeks later, to see how he has been,
And he says, "I understand about the raid, baby bubba but we're still friends".
~Japh
