Man I was all excited to have a new clicky instead of True Sight on a melee and I was like OH MY GOD DOUBLE CLICKY ITEM and thought I beat the game and I clicked it and nothing happened and I cried a little then frantically held right-click on all my pixel-pictures and BAM found another random type 3 quest aug and de-augged it and then de-augged my Latent Wisp of Fury and was staring at this still-empty slot in my bag and was like WELP shit.
So I thought for a second. And I happened by the front page and saw the returned item thing and was like SWEET.....not applicable to my situation so much without some acrobatics but nice none-the-less.
So I put in a petition and got a yellow wall of text about "Don't petition for a goddamn thing, type /petition I agree to youtube license agreement blah blah blah" and I did it and I talked to who I thought MIGHT be radaere in guild chat but it really wasn't and then Diafann asked me to go to citadel but I was pretty bummed and only really logged in to check the cool down on this boss-as-hoss clicker that automagically had appeared on my fomelo so I told him nah I don't play this game anymore I just troll forums now and again (in the fishin sense, like a trollin motor, not the 4chan sense of like SUPREMES OR GTFO) and he was like "But man, we got a solid group, and there's nobody else on we'd really care to xp with, come slay some xp-dragons" and then like an hour later there was nobody in citadel like they logged or went to do something else I didn't really check and then I was BSin with a friend I used to slay dragons for phats with and then I was like shit I'm gonna go watch some Naruto Shippuden filler arc crap.
So long story short I was hoping that it wasn't intentional that the quested aug a'la Eye of The Citadel poofed on de-aug and I would have stayed on to babysit my petition with 67 other pixel-people but I just didn't have the Impetus. <--- I'm proud of that, look at me bein clever!
This post is an exercise in typing as spoken aloud and every single run-on is 100% intentional and everyone who reads it should read it aloud as it is written to enhance their forum experience. This linguistic adventure was brought to you by Dimmi.
ATTN Paladins (you know who you are) simply moving your lips while you read is not sufficient to complete the request.
EDIT: I also used my time to overwrite the guildmotd about plaps getting some spell or something with a link to Impetus b/c I felt it was more important, and I was kinda trollin (the 4chan ARCHAIC OR GTFO kind of trollin not the cruisin up the river bank with a briggs and straton I salvaged off my Snapper ridin mower kinda trollin) but it's not a great troll b/c it's not like Plaps was working on his archaic for any kind of length of time or anything I mean it was pretty much handed to him on scummy pugs b/c Bango's a turd-faced game-nerd.
