I had some 'low carbs' bread this morning with jam. The bread wasn't that good, but the jam was fantastic. Tomorrow I might have to do the ol' toast + bean route. Now that's a breakfast.
See, what happens son, is that the Mommy bread and the Daddy bread love each other very much. They have a way to express this love to each other in a physical way using jam, butter, and if Daddy is very lucky some peanut butter may get spread too! They have to be careful to not party too hard, because once bread gets toasted it is never the same!