Gnomish Slave Labor

[Vartenaal]

I was just wondering, what other wonderful things can be powered via gnomish slave labor, ie what are your favorite things to have gnomes do?

imo gnomes are best used for making soap, their flaky skin and large noses make Grade A+ soap for ogres. wtb more suggestions

 

[DookeyKing]

So there's this ogre and this gnome crapping in the woods. The ogre looks over and asks," Mr. Gnome, do you have trouble cleaning the poop off of you?" The gnome responds,"Why no, Mr. Ogre, I don't." "Good" says the ogre. Then he reaches over, picks up the gnome, and wipes his butt with him.

The End

 

[Ikaa|LoveYums]

Gnomes make good cookies. They were given out at Halloween last year.

And when i felt like giving out cookies.

 

[Malluas]

^

still best sig pic ever!


on the point of the thread.

My favorite thing that gnomes do is fly thru the air after gettin punted.