I do not, have not, and will not ever play a magician, even to summon myself dots. I did stay at a Holiday Inn once though, so feel comfortable offering the following suggestions:
Barrier Ward:
his ability allows you to conjure a protective ward around [all raid] pet, that negates XX% of all spell damage [they] suffer. This protective ward lasts for five minutes.
-The latest patch notes say this type of spell needs to happen.
-Frees up an AA, which could be exciting. Some kind of "Making it Rain" thing that temporarily supercharges rain spell or something totally different, yeah?
Call of the Friend
Summons a random member of FWFs from anywhere and bind them to your will.
-Not sure how the second part would work, maybe less carrot and more stick.
Slightly Larger Dimensional Hole
Summone a TEN slot bag
-woot!!
Big Boy
Increases pet size
-because look how big it is- LOOK AT IT
Too many pet nerfs!
Laments the hardships of pet classes
Camps your character
Automatically brings up the character creation screen with Wizard selected