ThunndarrNameless
Dalayan Beginner
BTW, if you're not familiar with Abbott & Costello's famous "Who's on first?" routine, this won't make as much sense. I suggest watching and/or listening to this routine as it's very funny.
The cast:
Khallisa: The leader of a mini-raid against whatever mob you want.
Soandso: A rogue just joining the raid and trying to get his bearings.
Who's Our Tank?
Khallisa: Welcome to the raid, Soandso. Glad to make your aquaintance.
Soandso: Look Khallisa, if your the leader, you must know all the raid members and their roles.
Khallisa: I certainly do.
Soandso: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names and what they're doing, and then I'll know who's doing what.
Khallisa: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give their characters now-a-days very peculiar names.
Soandso: You mean funny names?
Khallisa: Strange names, confusing names...like 0wnz0r j00...
Soandso: His brother 0wnz0r...
Khallisa: 0wnz0r j00...
Soandso: And their retarded cousin.
Khallisa: Which one is that?
Soandso: pwnz0r
Khallisa: pwnz0r j00. Well, let's see, we have...Who's the MT, What's on heals, I Don't Know is on snares...
Soandso: That's what I want to find out.
Khallisa: I say Who's the MT, What's on heals, I Don't Know's on snares.
Soandso: Are you the leader?
Khallisa: Yes.
Soandso: You gonna be a buffer too?
Khallisa: Yes.
Soandso: And you don't know the players' names.
Khallisa: Well I should.
Soandso: Well then who's our MT?
Khallisa: Yes.
Soandso: I mean the fellow's name.
Khallisa: Who.
Soandso: The guy that's tanking.
Khallisa: Who.
Soandso: The main tank.
Khallisa: Who.
Soandso: The guy the healer is...
Khallisa: Who is our tank!
Soandso: I'm asking you who's our tank.
Khallisa: That's the guy's name.
Soandso: That's who's name?
Khallisa: Yes.
Soandso: Well go ahead and tell me.
Khallisa: That's it.
Soandso: That's who?
Khallisa: Yes.
PAUSE
Soandso: Look, you gotta main tank?
Khallisa: Certainly.
Soandso: Who's tanking?
Khallisa: That's right.
Soandso: When your healer heals the tank when he's low, who gets healed?
Khallisa: Correct.
Soandso: All I'm trying to find out is the name of the guy that's tanking.
Khallisa: Who.
Soandso: The guy that gets...
Khallisa: That's it.
Soandso: Who gets healed...
Khallisa: He does, every time. Sometimes he even loses agro because of it.
Soandso: Who's does?
Khallisa: Yes.
PAUSE
Khallisa: What's wrong with that?
Soandso: All I wanna know is when you send a tell to the tank, how do you write his name?
Khallisa: Who.
Soandso: The guy.
Khallisa: Who.
Soandso: How do you spell...
Khallisa: That's how I spell it.
Soandso: Who?
Khallisa: Yes.
PAUSE
Soandso: All I'm trying to find out is what's the name of our main tank.
Khallisa: No. What's on heals.
Soandso: I'm not asking you who's on heals.
Khallisa: Who's our tank.
Soandso: One player at a time!
Khallisa: Well, don't change the players around. Tanks can't heal.
Soandso: I'm not changing nobody!
Khallisa: Take it easy, buddy.
Soandso: I'm only asking you, who's the guy that's tanking?
Khallisa: That's right.
Soandso: Ok.
Khallisa: Alright.
PAUSE
Soandso: What's the guy's name that's tanking?
Khallisa: No. What is on heals.
Soandso: I'm not asking you who's on heals.
Khallisa: Who's our tank!.
Soandso: I don't know.
Khallisa: He's on snares, we're not talking about him.
Soandso: Now how did we get on the subject of snares?
Khallisa: Why you mentioned his name.
Soandso: If I mentioned the snarer's name, who did I say is snaring?
Khallisa: No. Who's tanking!.
Soandso: What's snaring?
Khallisa: What's on heals.
Soandso: I don't know.
Khallisa: He's on snares.
Soandso: There I go, back to snares again!
PAUSE
Soandso: Would you just stay on the snarer and don't go off him.
Khallisa: Alright, what do you want to know?
Soandso: Now who's snaring?
Khallisa: Why do you insist on making Who the snarer?
Soandso: What am I putting on snares?
Khallisa: No. What is on heals!
Soandso: You don't want who on heals?
Khallisa: Who is our tank!
Soandso: I don't know.
Together: Snares!!
PAUSE
Soandso: Look, you gotta slower?
Khallisa: Sure.
Soandso: The slower's name?
Khallisa: Why.
Soandso: I just thought I'd ask you.
Khallisa: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Soandso: Then tell me who's slowing.
Khallisa: Who's tanking.
Soandso: I'm not...stay off of the tank!!! I want to know what's the guy's name that's slowing?
Khallisa: No, What is on heals.
Soandso: I'm not asking you who's on heals.
Khallisa: Who's our tank!
Soandso: I don't know.
Together: Snares!!
PAUSE
Soandso: The slower's name?
Khallisa: Why.
Soandso: Because!
Khallisa: Oh, he's our wizard!
PAUSE
Soandso: Look, You gotta mezer in this raid?
Khallisa: Sure.
Soandso: The mezer's name?
Khallisa: Tomorrow.
Soandso: You don't want to tell me today?
Khallisa: I'm telling you now.
Soandso: Then go ahead.
Khallisa: Tomorrow!
Soandso: What time?
Khallisa: What time what?
Soandso: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's mezzing?
Khallisa: Now listen. Who is not mezzing.
Soandso: I'll break your arm if you say who's not mezzing!!! I want to know! What's the mezzer's name?
Khallisa: What's our healer.
Soandso: I don't know.
Together: Snares!!
PAUSE
Soandso: Got a rogue already?
Khallisa: Certainly.
Soandso: The other rogue's name?
Khallisa: Today.
Soandso: Today, and tomorrow's mezzing.
Khallisa: Now you've got it.
Soandso: All we got is a couple of days on the raid!
PAUSE
Soandso: You know I'm a rogue too.
Khallisa: So /who tells me.
Soandso: I get behind the mob to do some backstabbing, Tomorrow's mezzing the adds on the raid and a heavy hitter gets pulled. Now the main tank can't hold agro, so When my HP gets low, me, being a good rogue, I'm gonna evade. If that don't work, the name of the person I ask for a heal is what?
Khallisa: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Soandso: I don't even know what I'm talking about!
PAUSE
Khallisa: That's all you have to do.
Soandso: Is ask what for a heal?
Khallisa: Yes!
Soandso: Now what's gonna keep me from dying?
Khallisa: Naturally.
PAUSE
Soandso: Look, if I yell for a heal, our main healer has to heal me, now what's his name?
Khallisa: Naturally.
Soandso: What?
Khallisa: Naturally.
Soandso: Naturally?
Khallisa: Naturally.
Soandso: So I need a heal, and I tell Naturally.
Khallisa: No you don't you ask for a heal from what.
Soandso: Naturally.
Khallisa: That's different.
Soandso: That's what I said.
Khallisa: Your not saying it...
Soandso: I get the heal from Naturally.
Khallisa: You get it from what.
Soandso: Naturally.
Khallisa: That's it.
Soandso: That's what I said!
Khallisa: You ask me.
Soandso: I get the heal from what?
Khallisa: Naturally.
Soandso: Now you ask me.
Khallisa: You get the heal from what?
Soandso: Naturally.
Khallisa: That's it.
Soandso: Same as you! Same as YOU!!! I get the heal from what. Whoever it is heals me and the mob turns back to who. Who tanks while what heals until the mob runs, at which point I don't know snares it. It resists, adds jump in, and Tomorrow mezzes them. We finish those mobs off with the help of nukes from Because. On the next pull, Today gets too much agro and dies. What rezzes him and he needs buffs. Why? I don't know! He's our snarer and I don't give a darn!
Khallisa: What?
Soandso: I said I don't give a darn!
Khallisa: Oh, that's our necro.
THE END
The cast:
Khallisa: The leader of a mini-raid against whatever mob you want.
Soandso: A rogue just joining the raid and trying to get his bearings.
Who's Our Tank?
Khallisa: Welcome to the raid, Soandso. Glad to make your aquaintance.
Soandso: Look Khallisa, if your the leader, you must know all the raid members and their roles.
Khallisa: I certainly do.
Soandso: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names and what they're doing, and then I'll know who's doing what.
Khallisa: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give their characters now-a-days very peculiar names.
Soandso: You mean funny names?
Khallisa: Strange names, confusing names...like 0wnz0r j00...
Soandso: His brother 0wnz0r...
Khallisa: 0wnz0r j00...
Soandso: And their retarded cousin.
Khallisa: Which one is that?
Soandso: pwnz0r
Khallisa: pwnz0r j00. Well, let's see, we have...Who's the MT, What's on heals, I Don't Know is on snares...
Soandso: That's what I want to find out.
Khallisa: I say Who's the MT, What's on heals, I Don't Know's on snares.
Soandso: Are you the leader?
Khallisa: Yes.
Soandso: You gonna be a buffer too?
Khallisa: Yes.
Soandso: And you don't know the players' names.
Khallisa: Well I should.
Soandso: Well then who's our MT?
Khallisa: Yes.
Soandso: I mean the fellow's name.
Khallisa: Who.
Soandso: The guy that's tanking.
Khallisa: Who.
Soandso: The main tank.
Khallisa: Who.
Soandso: The guy the healer is...
Khallisa: Who is our tank!
Soandso: I'm asking you who's our tank.
Khallisa: That's the guy's name.
Soandso: That's who's name?
Khallisa: Yes.
Soandso: Well go ahead and tell me.
Khallisa: That's it.
Soandso: That's who?
Khallisa: Yes.
PAUSE
Soandso: Look, you gotta main tank?
Khallisa: Certainly.
Soandso: Who's tanking?
Khallisa: That's right.
Soandso: When your healer heals the tank when he's low, who gets healed?
Khallisa: Correct.
Soandso: All I'm trying to find out is the name of the guy that's tanking.
Khallisa: Who.
Soandso: The guy that gets...
Khallisa: That's it.
Soandso: Who gets healed...
Khallisa: He does, every time. Sometimes he even loses agro because of it.
Soandso: Who's does?
Khallisa: Yes.
PAUSE
Khallisa: What's wrong with that?
Soandso: All I wanna know is when you send a tell to the tank, how do you write his name?
Khallisa: Who.
Soandso: The guy.
Khallisa: Who.
Soandso: How do you spell...
Khallisa: That's how I spell it.
Soandso: Who?
Khallisa: Yes.
PAUSE
Soandso: All I'm trying to find out is what's the name of our main tank.
Khallisa: No. What's on heals.
Soandso: I'm not asking you who's on heals.
Khallisa: Who's our tank.
Soandso: One player at a time!
Khallisa: Well, don't change the players around. Tanks can't heal.
Soandso: I'm not changing nobody!
Khallisa: Take it easy, buddy.
Soandso: I'm only asking you, who's the guy that's tanking?
Khallisa: That's right.
Soandso: Ok.
Khallisa: Alright.
PAUSE
Soandso: What's the guy's name that's tanking?
Khallisa: No. What is on heals.
Soandso: I'm not asking you who's on heals.
Khallisa: Who's our tank!.
Soandso: I don't know.
Khallisa: He's on snares, we're not talking about him.
Soandso: Now how did we get on the subject of snares?
Khallisa: Why you mentioned his name.
Soandso: If I mentioned the snarer's name, who did I say is snaring?
Khallisa: No. Who's tanking!.
Soandso: What's snaring?
Khallisa: What's on heals.
Soandso: I don't know.
Khallisa: He's on snares.
Soandso: There I go, back to snares again!
PAUSE
Soandso: Would you just stay on the snarer and don't go off him.
Khallisa: Alright, what do you want to know?
Soandso: Now who's snaring?
Khallisa: Why do you insist on making Who the snarer?
Soandso: What am I putting on snares?
Khallisa: No. What is on heals!
Soandso: You don't want who on heals?
Khallisa: Who is our tank!
Soandso: I don't know.
Together: Snares!!
PAUSE
Soandso: Look, you gotta slower?
Khallisa: Sure.
Soandso: The slower's name?
Khallisa: Why.
Soandso: I just thought I'd ask you.
Khallisa: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Soandso: Then tell me who's slowing.
Khallisa: Who's tanking.
Soandso: I'm not...stay off of the tank!!! I want to know what's the guy's name that's slowing?
Khallisa: No, What is on heals.
Soandso: I'm not asking you who's on heals.
Khallisa: Who's our tank!
Soandso: I don't know.
Together: Snares!!
PAUSE
Soandso: The slower's name?
Khallisa: Why.
Soandso: Because!
Khallisa: Oh, he's our wizard!
PAUSE
Soandso: Look, You gotta mezer in this raid?
Khallisa: Sure.
Soandso: The mezer's name?
Khallisa: Tomorrow.
Soandso: You don't want to tell me today?
Khallisa: I'm telling you now.
Soandso: Then go ahead.
Khallisa: Tomorrow!
Soandso: What time?
Khallisa: What time what?
Soandso: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's mezzing?
Khallisa: Now listen. Who is not mezzing.
Soandso: I'll break your arm if you say who's not mezzing!!! I want to know! What's the mezzer's name?
Khallisa: What's our healer.
Soandso: I don't know.
Together: Snares!!
PAUSE
Soandso: Got a rogue already?
Khallisa: Certainly.
Soandso: The other rogue's name?
Khallisa: Today.
Soandso: Today, and tomorrow's mezzing.
Khallisa: Now you've got it.
Soandso: All we got is a couple of days on the raid!
PAUSE
Soandso: You know I'm a rogue too.
Khallisa: So /who tells me.
Soandso: I get behind the mob to do some backstabbing, Tomorrow's mezzing the adds on the raid and a heavy hitter gets pulled. Now the main tank can't hold agro, so When my HP gets low, me, being a good rogue, I'm gonna evade. If that don't work, the name of the person I ask for a heal is what?
Khallisa: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Soandso: I don't even know what I'm talking about!
PAUSE
Khallisa: That's all you have to do.
Soandso: Is ask what for a heal?
Khallisa: Yes!
Soandso: Now what's gonna keep me from dying?
Khallisa: Naturally.
PAUSE
Soandso: Look, if I yell for a heal, our main healer has to heal me, now what's his name?
Khallisa: Naturally.
Soandso: What?
Khallisa: Naturally.
Soandso: Naturally?
Khallisa: Naturally.
Soandso: So I need a heal, and I tell Naturally.
Khallisa: No you don't you ask for a heal from what.
Soandso: Naturally.
Khallisa: That's different.
Soandso: That's what I said.
Khallisa: Your not saying it...
Soandso: I get the heal from Naturally.
Khallisa: You get it from what.
Soandso: Naturally.
Khallisa: That's it.
Soandso: That's what I said!
Khallisa: You ask me.
Soandso: I get the heal from what?
Khallisa: Naturally.
Soandso: Now you ask me.
Khallisa: You get the heal from what?
Soandso: Naturally.
Khallisa: That's it.
Soandso: Same as you! Same as YOU!!! I get the heal from what. Whoever it is heals me and the mob turns back to who. Who tanks while what heals until the mob runs, at which point I don't know snares it. It resists, adds jump in, and Tomorrow mezzes them. We finish those mobs off with the help of nukes from Because. On the next pull, Today gets too much agro and dies. What rezzes him and he needs buffs. Why? I don't know! He's our snarer and I don't give a darn!
Khallisa: What?
Soandso: I said I don't give a darn!
Khallisa: Oh, that's our necro.
THE END
